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Those claws are sometimes a curse
catinfan.wmv
If you can't play it in your browser, save it to disk and play it. If that doesn't work, try something else, because this is hell-ass-damn funny.
I used to think being called a cheese-eating web monkey was a bad thing
Slovo is a Cheese-Eating Web Monkey with a Battle Rating of 2.6.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
Onikoroshi will kick your ass.
But of course, William's Bananna trumps them all for obvious reasons.
Now I don't have to wonder
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These nice people made this not-at-all-depressing banner ad you can put on your page so that everyone knows how many civilians have died in the war.
Don't be fooled by the URL
Housemate posted it to our blog. Kittens. I was fooled. Viking kittens, actually. I know you have all seen them rocking out in one way or another. I liked the Immigrant Song best, but I can't seem to find it anymore. Oh wait, here it is.
Not quite the Lorax, but ...
Secret transcript: Bush and Chirac debate Iraq.
With apologies to Dr. Seuss
By Dave Koehler
phillyBurbs.com
 | That Jacques Chirac! That Jacques Chirac! I do not like that Jacques Chirac! |
 | Do you like Saddam Hussein? |
| I do not like him, Jacques Chirac. I do not like Saddam Hussein. |
| Would you like him here or there? |
| I would not like him here or there. I would not like him anywhere. I do not like Saddam Hussein. I do not like him, he is insane. |
| Do you like him in a house? Do you think he is a louse? |
| I do not like him in a house. I do not like him, he�s a louse. I do not like him here or there. I do not like him anywhere. I do not like Saddam Hussein. I do not like him, he is insane. |
| Do you like him in Iraq? Or are you planning to attack? |
| I do not like him in Iraq. I do now plan to attack. I�m going to bomb him here and there. I�m going to bomb him everywhere. I do not like Saddam Hussein. I do not like him, he is insane. |
| Would you? Could you? In his car? Will you bomb him from afar. |
| I would bomb him, could bomb him, in his car. I would bomb him, could bomb him, from afar. |
| You say Iraqis will be glad. You just want his oil so bad |
| It�s not about oil, he is mad. Do you know, he tried to kill my Dad. I will bomb him in his car. I will bomb him from afar. I will bomb him in his house. I do not like him, he�s a louse. I�m going to bomb him here and there. I�m going to bomb him everywhere. I do not like Saddam Hussein. I do not like him, he is insane. |
| We could talk with him instead Global anger is widespread. |
| Remove those thoughts from your head. Soon Saddam will be dead! |
| I�ll use my veto, against John Wayne The world says no, you must refrain. |
| I will get him with England and Spain. His WMDs can cause much pain. |
| No one believes all your lies. There must be some compromise |
| Saddam will fall, and when he dies I will toast his death with freedom fries. I will get him, he can not hide. I cannot fail, God�s on my side. I will bomb him in his car. I will bomb him from afar. I will bomb him in his house. I do not like him, he�s a louse. I�m going to bomb him here and there. I�m going to bomb him EVERYWHERE! |
Carnegie Mellon's Crime and Incident Report gets a FARK mention
Public Nuisance, 3/2/03, 3:26 am � All Campus Police officers were dispatched to Phi Kappa Theta�s patio, responding to a possible fight in progress. Eight to ten members of Beta Theta Pi were hurredly returning to their house. Police advised a representative of Beta Theta Pi to stay away from the Phi Kappa Theta�s patio; this was the fourth time the house had been warned in 40 minutes. Beta Theta Pi�s representative received an internal citation on behalf of his fraternity for Failure to Comply.
Public Drunkenness, 3/2/03, 6:15 am � Campus Police were dispatched to the basement of the UC to investigate a man who was apparently passed out. The officers stopped junior architecture major Brian McCarthy, who had awoken, and noticed that he was severely intoxicated. McCarthy initially stated his name as Brian Carnegie. CPS employees complained to the officers that McCarthy was indecently exposed while he was passed out.
McCarthy was transported to Campus Police Headquarters to verify his identity. While en route, he was informed that his penis was exposed, and he corrected the problem. McCarthy was issued a state citation for Public Drunkenness.
Institutional Vandalism, 3/2/03, 8:24 am � Campus Police discovered that unknown actors had spray-painted the word �suck� onto the CMU sign at the entrance to the Fraternities and Bramer House off Forbes Avenue. A maintenance request was submitted to have the graffiti removed.
Medical Escort, 3/7/03, 9:27 pm � Campus EMS were dispatched to a student�s dorm room. She believed that she may have had food poisoning. She was evaluated by EMS and then transported to UPMC Shadyside. The student had eaten at Taco Bell that day.
Medical, 3/9/03, 4:20 am � Campus Police received a call from a student requesting medical assistance. While working on a school project, the student had accidentally cut off a small portion of his finger. Campus EMS treated and bandaged the wound.
Suspicious Device, 3/11/03, 8:34 am � Software Engineering Institute (SEI) security discovered a leather case and manila envelope outside the SEI building. The envelope was covered in suspicious writing. Campus Police were notified, and they notified CMU�s Environmental Health and Safety Department. Officers taped off the front stairway and entrance. Pittsburgh police were informed, and they dispatched the Special Deployment Division (SDD) as well as numerous police units, Pittsburgh fire personnel, and Pittsburgh EMS. The units blocked off Fifth Avenue between Craig and Dithridge Streets and evacuated the northeast area of the SEI Building.
SDD units viewed the building�s surveillance tape and observed an actor placing the bag and envelope down on the steps and then leaving. SDD examined the bag, which contained papers and documents. The area was deemed safe, and the street was reopened.
Medical, 3/13/03, 1:17 am � Campus Police and EMS were dispatched to Baker Hall for a medical transport. A CMU student was pushing a buggy on Frew Street when he lost control of the buggy. He fell into the pavement, injuring his chin, left knee, left arm, and right hand. He also chipped a tooth. The student was treated by EMS and was taken to UPMC Presbyterian.
Suspicious Person, 3/13/03, 7:59 am � University police were notified of a woman screaming and blowing a whistle outside of Purnell Center. Officers stopped the woman on Frew Street, where they observed her talking to herself. The woman explained that she is an alumna of Carnegie Mellon�s School of Urban and Public Affairs, and that students of the school used to blow whistles as a joke. The officers explained that blowing a whistle is interpreted as a call for assistance.
How do I get home from Costco now?
Okay, I admit the the Fell St. exit off of 101 is a hideous eyesore, especially after the last big earthquake tore most of it down. But I don't see how tearing down the Fell St. exit is supposed to alleviate traffic seeing as how most of the people who get off that exit are actually travelling on Fell Street! Criminy!
Blogger Barbie
Barbie and her friends now have blogs. Seeing this seriously made me consider hanging my hat and going home. They even have webcams, to do lists, and little photo galleries. The corporate giants are working hard to pull girls in to technology - which is a really good thing. Too bad the latest posts are about buying mini-skirts and things like that.
9/11 Viagra X10
A new trend in email spam I am just becoming aware of is to post date spam to 9/11. I've always been aware giving the mail a different date will keep people from immediately seeing and deleting the ENLARGE YOUR PENIS NOW! mail. And seeing something with a date of 9/11 might arouse peoples morbid curiosity. "I wonder what spooky thing they sent me on September 11th, probably something prophetic... nope, just an add for cellulite removal cream."
Here the blog begins. I had a chemoboy blog once, back when I had cancer, chronicling my adventures in chemotherapy and what-not. Of course, no one read it, and I blocked it from the search engines so no one would accidentally read it. And now it's gone. Perhaps one day I will find it in my stacks of backup CDs or buried in a zip file somewhere.
I have started working at Google, for Blogger even. Looks to be a fun and interesting job. Since the chemo is long since done, I might as well document the random things that happen while I read endless blogs.
